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Friday, March 18, 2011

Caption Time

My favorite Friday fun post - caption time.  I've got some great pictures for you, so let's see everyone's best captions.  Tell you what - you come up with some good captions and I'll come up with a prize.  Or better still, a choice of prizes.







Okay, let's see what you've got.

Hope everyone has a terrific weekend.

My current word count: 31,131

I'm currently enjoying: The Treasures of Carmelidrium by N. R. Williams

Groaner of the day: A mechanic who worked out of his home had a dog named Mace. Mace had a bad habit of eating all the grass on the mechanic's lawn, so the mechanic had to keep Mace inside.

The grass eventually became overgrown. One day the mechanic was working on a car in the backyard and dropped his wrench, losing it in the tall grass. He couldn't find it for the life of him, so he decided to call it a day.

That night, Mace escaped from the house and ate all the grass in the backyard. The next morning the mechanic went outside and saw his wrench glinting in the sunlight.

Realizing what had happened he looked toward the heavens and proclaimed, "A grazing Mace, how sweet the hound, that saved a wrench for me!"

(oh, that's so bad)


Dru said...

1. don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
2. it's not bigger than a bread box
3. yeah baby, watch this
4. I'm going to lick until there is no more
5. you're big
6. what the heck is that

Groaner - LOL, just shaking my head.

Mary Vaughn said...

Gog brain has no captions. Sorry!
That groaner is really bad -- even for you. ;0)

Linda Leszczuk said...

Great captions, Dru. I think you intimidated everyone else.

Linda Leszczuk said...

Aw, Mary, I bet you could have come up with a couple good ones.

And I thought that groaner was funny. Okay, maybe not.

Maria Zannini said...

1. This is what I get for living in Florida. Damn humidity.

2. "You pick it up."
"No. You pick it up. It's not mine."

3. Oh, the humanity! After all that work.

4. Mm...tastes like chicken.

5. I don't think I'm in Kansas anymore.

6. "So I sez to the bartender. I sez, I'm good for it, man. You can trust me."

M Pax said...

What a groaner!

1. I can't see you, you can't see me.

kissablesweet1 said...

1. Don't you just love my new perm?

2. What is that?

3.Oh the agony...the agony!!

4.I worship the finger that feeds me.

5. Can I tell you something? You are not a Chick. You are a dog for the 3rd time!

6.Yeah so you know karate. Big Deal!

Becky Barton said...

1. Boy this humidity is killing my hair
2. “You know, I think that they are making fun of us”
3. A little much to drink on St. Patrick’s Day
4. “MMM, that tastes good….”
5. The body guard…
6. “If he can dance like that, why can’t I?

faewillow said...

1 - No need for a haircut, Ma. I cut it m'self!

Will figure out the rest later... gotta go get pick Raven up from school.

Sondrae Bennett said...

1. What? My hairstylist said Disco was in right now.
2. Stop being dramatic and eat your veggies.
3. I lost!
4. You taste like sugar...
5. Are you my mother?
6. I think it wants me to be scared?

Not very funny but all I could come up with. Great pictures!

Stacy McKitrick said...

Drew blanks on half. Oh well...

2. "He didn't get that from MY side of the family!"

5. "Are you my mother?"

6. "Watch out! I know Karate!"

Linda Leszczuk said...

Wow, got some great ones here. You guys are really creative. Since it just wouldn't be possible for me to pick the "best" one, I'm going to resort to drawing a name. I'll keep this open until midnight on Sunday, then draw from everyone who left a caption and the winner will get to pick his/her prize. (That gives me until Sunday evening to put together some suitable choices. *sheepish grin*)

Cathy in AK said...

1. "Has anyone seen my stylist?"
2. "Those National Geographic guys are sooooooo funny."
3. "Gah! Who slammed the door?!?!?"
4. World's Slowest Personal Bather
5. "Are you saying I'm adopted?"
6. "Seriously, Mildred, my Horace was this big. Then I bit his head off."

Liz Fichera said...

Don't even know where to begin--these photos are so adorable. I'm a total sucker for penguins, though. They are the cutest.

Linda Leszczuk said...

Cathy - those are great!

Linda Leszczuk said...

Liz - Gotta love those penguins. Thanks for stopping by.

Linda Leszczuk said...

Thanks to everyone for commenting and for all the great captions. Check Monday's post for the winner.