Caption Time - Let's Do It Again

Last Friday's Caption Time was such fun I'm going to do it again.  Give me your best captions for these pictures.  Let's see if we can top last week's.

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Do just one or all six.  These might be a little tougher than last week but I'll bet we get some good ones.  

My current word count: 16,653

I'm currently enjoying: Absolutely, Positively by Heather Webber

Groaner of the day: A woman walks into a vet's waiting room. She's dragging a wet rabbit on a leash. The rabbit does not want to be there.

"Sit, Fluffy," she says.

Fluffy glares at her, and sopping wet, jumps up on another customer's lap, getting water all over him.

"I said sit, now there's a good Fluffy," says the woman, slightly embarrassed. Fluffy, wet already, squats in the middle of the room and wets on the floor.

The woman, mortally embarrassed, shouts, "Damn it, Fluffy, will you be good?!" Fluffy then starts a fight with a Doberman and pursues it out of the office.

As the woman leaves to go after it, she turns to the rest of the flabbergasted customers and says, "Pardon me, I've just washed my hare, and can't do a thing with it!"