Hi. TGIF! It's the end of the week and I think my grandson just broke my nose (seriously) so I guess it's time to relax and have some fun.
I've got some great pictures here that are just dying for captions. Take a look and give it a try. Do just one or all seven. Let see who comes up with the best ones.
Come on, you know you've thought of at least one. Gotta share it. (You caption, I've got to find an ice pack.)
My current word count: 12,322
I'm currently enjoying: Lion in the Valley by Elizabeth Peters (I have got to make time to read this weekend.)
Groaner of the Day: A couple was dining at a fancy restaurant, and was most impressed with the broccoli with hollendaise sauce. They succeeded in coaxing the chef to their table to wax eloquent, and to beg for the recipe. Finally, he relented, "Madame, Monsieur, it is so simple. Make sure zee ingredients are FRESH. Zee broccoli should be just so. ....", and on and on he went. Finally, he emphasized, "...And zee most important thing of all, you MUST serve zee sauce on a chromium plate. Chrome is zee key!"
"A CHROMIUM plate?", one of them asked. "Why is this so important?"
"Sacre bleu, Madame and Monsieur, don't you know zhere is no plate like chrome for ze hollandaise?"