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Friday, April 29, 2011

Friday Fun - No Work This Week

Friday fun and total relaxation day. No work for you this week. Here's a few pictures for you to enjoy with the captions aready provided.
















 


Did you have a favorite?

Any plans for the weekend? 

My thoughts and prayers go out to all those touched by the devastating storms that struck so many communities this week.

I'm currently enjoying: Just finished Murder on the Mind by L.L. Bartlett (Mugged my grandson to get my Nook back.)

Groaner of the Day: This English landlady had a couple of struggling poets for tenants.

When the poor fellows got behind in their rent, and the landlady was unable to have them evicted. Instead, she decided to murder them.

She baked a large scone and put some poison in it, then invited the poets down for tea. She served each of the chaps a cup of tea and half the scone. The poison worked as advertised, but of course crime does not pay, and the awful woman was soon arrested.

Feigning innocence, she demanded to know with what she was being charged.

The police inspector replied: "Well, it seems, madam, that you have killed two bards with one scone!"

18 comments:

Dru said...

I'm having a great time. This weekend I'm hobnobbing with authors. I had lunch with Donna Andrews. How cool is that?

Cute groaner.

Stephen Tremp said...

I like the first one. Kitty looks mad enough to burn the house down.

Shellie said...

Those pictures are too funny. Have a great day! But it's off to work for me.

GigglesandGuns said...

Great grandson is coming to play this weekend. Hope we don't lose him in the grass ;(

Maria Zannini said...

I think I know that dog in the last picture. Only mine had long white fur and had just jumped into an old slimy concrete pond.

I still remember the smell. Oy!

Linda Leszczuk said...

Dru - Very cool. I want to hear all about it later.

Linda Leszczuk said...

Stephen - I wouldn't want to be the one to let it in. Cats aren't big on forgiveness.

Linda Leszczuk said...

Shellie - Hope you have an easy day at work followed by a great weekend.

Linda Leszczuk said...

Mary - Tie a flag to his head, like we used to put on Big Wheels so cars could see them.

Linda Leszczuk said...

Maria - I knew her, too, only she was black and tan and had been rolling in horse droppings. You want to talk about smell... Double Oy.

Mike Keyton said...

Revenge is sweet:

*A Scotsman, an Englishman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, an
Aussie, a Yank, a Kiwi, a Springbok, an Egyptian, a Jap, a Mexican, a
Spaniard, a Greek, a Russian, an Estonian, a German, an Italian, a Pole, a
Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, a Norwegian, an Israeli, a Romanian, a
Bulgarian, a Serb, a Czech, and a Swiss all went to a
nightclub......................*


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''''''

*The doorman said "Sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai".*

Mason Canyon said...

Great photos, thanks for the laughs. Cute groaner too. :) Have a great weekend.

Mason
Thoughts in Progress

Gregg said...

I love the one where they forgot to bring the cat in. Our two, Theo & Coco look like that when we forget to bring them in.

Installed bathroom sink for wife.


Gregg Metcalf
Colossians 1:28-29

Gospel-driven Disciples

Liz Fichera said...

Oh, these photos are hilarious!!

Linda Leszczuk said...

Oh, Mike - that's worse than one of mine.

Linda Leszczuk said...

Thanks Mason - hope yours was a good one as well.

Linda Leszczuk said...

Gregg - A handeyman!!! Can I borrow you? I'm more of a dog person but I thought that cat picture was priceless.

Linda Leszczuk said...

Liz, thanks. Glad you liked them.